sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

shotasprite:

rainbowrunt:

homuracide:

in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED

i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS

did you put water in the bowl

(Source: nintendoki)


the-absolute-best-posts:

youwinagainmoffat:

He is the fucking best 


(Source: nevillles)